Sunday, October 23, 2011

You might be a #WIUnion troll if...

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy...

You might be a #WIUnion troll if...

  • You think that unions and collective bargaining are the biggest problem with Wisconsin's budget
  • You believe that capitalism isn't broken
  • You ever attend a Tea Party rally non-ironically
  • You believe "expansionary austerity" is the way to go
  • You question Richard Trumka's salary
  • You've ever referred to President Obama as a "mulatto"
  • You've every tweeted "But Michael Moore is fat! LOL! ROTFL!"
  • You've ever used LOL in a tweet more than once in a 60 minute period
  • You think that the #WIUnion protesters caused $1,000,000,000 worth of cleanup costs
  • You actually believe that the "Voter ID" bill is about preventing fraudulent votes
  • You believe that Kathy Nicklaus is a great County Clerk
  • You've never traveled aboard and lack any frame of reference but you know America is the BESTEST COUNTRY EVAH!
  • You think that Keynesian economics is a "failed socialist plot"
  • You think that #OccupyWallStreet is all about killing capitalism
  • You've ever called someone a "dirty hippie"
  • You think President Obama is a "socialist"
  • You think that Reagan created an "economic miracle."
  • You simply can't decide between Herman Cain and Michelle Bachmann for President
  • You think that FANNIE and FREDDIE caused the housing bubble
  • You've ever questioned the President's citizenship
  • You think that the TARP program was initiated by President Obama
  • You know that one day soon, you'll be part of the 1%
Feel free to add your own in the comments!

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